May 2010
2 posts
“Bottles should always outnumber the drinkers.”
– Aalaap Ghag
I sense much beer in you...
Beer leads to hunger… Hunger leads to ate… Ate leads to suffering… Beer is the path to the dark side… *passes out*
Happy Star Wars Day to you all! May the 4th be with you!
April 2010
1 post
What's My Name?
Ruth: Lippu! Why do they call you Lippu?
Lippu: I don't know.
Ruth: What's your name?
Lippu: Lippu.
Ruth: Ok.
March 2010
1 post
Fly in my...
Customer: Waiter, there's a fucking fly on my laptop!
Waiter: Well, sir, there's a fucking laptop in your soup!
February 2010
2 posts
Ooh aah aah aah ooh ooh ooh aah ooh ahhhhhhhhhhh…
Sent from my iBone
Smokers will be smoked
Aalaap: now im having fun with foursquare
Anusual: haan? cigarette?
January 2010
5 posts
iSlate
What did Steve Jobs say after he was delayed an hour for his keynote?
“I’s Late!”
Lifetime warranty
S: "Hey, you're going to live a hundred years!"
K: "Oh, were you thinking of me just before I walked in?"
A: "No, we're gonna wait for you to almost die and then keep you on life support till you cross 100".
That time of the day
What did the cafeteria chef ask the NASA engineer?
“What’s for launch?”
1 tag
#JiNK is #WiN
Shailaja: #FAIL
Sapna: wht baby? whts fail?
Berges: bolo aunty wassup? got low rise jeans kya? fail hua?
Chinmay: what happ
Esha: huh?
Ketan: is it?
Ranjeet: me ?
Pallavi: in what
Prajna: fail ?
Rohan: what??
Nisha: What fail?????
Sangha: what FAIL
Shubhashish: ?
Seetharaman: what?
Vivek: FAIL? abbey oye means?
Vishaal: ? sorry?
Ankit: wat u failed some exam!
Rahul: huh
Dhwani: what?
Kunal: what?
Rabin: ka hua bitwaa hum pas ar phail se pare hai
Preeti: hi
Pallavi 2: fail what??
Rupal: huh?
Tanvi: huh?
Anushka: fail in wat??? n where
Ramiya: Kaun?
Ranjib: wat?
Aarti: ????
Sayanti: kon?
Paras: kya fail
Suchitra: ok. ?
Aalaap: tu fail me JINK
“Most people make the mistake of thinking design is what it looks like. People...”
– Steve Jobs
November 2009
2 posts
Amazon isn’t ready to ship God of War Collection or God of War III to India.
Full God of War III demo video. Wait for the 3rd part - it’s fucking worth it! http://linkbun.ch/g5i2
October 2009
32 posts
LOL move over the keyboard cat http://ping.fm/w3EGG
“Xbox 360 technical problems” on Wikipedia is 5-6 pages long. “PlayStation 3 technical problems” is a 5-line paragraph. I love my PS3.
Got another DealExtreme shipment! YAAY!
Saw Paranormal Activity last night. Yes, it’s scary. Very scary. I loved it.
Google
I still haven’t seen Inglaeurioawuis Byeasteurrds….
The Mummy 4: Rise of the Aztec. NOOOooooooooooooooo no more no more NO MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every Facebook feed item should have three buttons below it: Comment, Like, 377.
Silverlight plugin for Google Chrome on Mac is 8.7mb. Bhenchod!
Fucking hell, dudes, stop the SMS spam!!! trust me.. the telcos don’t need all this money!!!!!!!
1st - http://ping.fm/6hZsT
isplanetmorcrosswordorlandmarkopentoday.com?
No native Orkut support and contact sync in Google Android 2.0? Awwww. LOL.
“You’re part of a small group receiving this feature, so don’t tweet about it yet!” Oops.
Adobe CS5 suite on April 10, 2010! I’ve barely even started getting used to CS4!
Listening to Nailbomb. Waiting for my copy of Brutal Legend.
Enough Coda.. now i’ll go kick up some DiRT!
Great. isitadrydaytoday.com is now multi-city ready. Now I just need regular inputs from the “correspondents” and it’s all set!
It’s not advisable to check and reply to work email while drunk, but if I did follow advice, I’d probably be an MIT professor by now. Nah.
Is Children’s Day (Nov 14th) a dry day? LOL. No? Why not? :-P
Note to self: Don’t forget to read notes to self.
Of course I’ll probably have to wait for a couple of months with the flame on simmer till the fire spreads and gets put out everywhere else.
TODAY IS ROCKTOBER 13th !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BRUTAL LEGEND WILL COME TO LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the problems I have with classic Marathi music is that most of them sound like there’s a sugarcane juice guy doing his job in the back
Just ordered What’s Your Raashee? on Tata Sky Showcase for Rs. 75. Also, since I have Plus, I set it to record the 1:00pm show! :-D
iPhone fix #FAIL. First display was yellow at the bottom, second display had a dead pixel. He’s refunding the money and refitting old LCD. :-(
Dear Facebook, please add a “People you may not want to know” and/or “People you may want to block” feature.
Axe Vice is very nice!
“BSNL Introduces 24Mbps Broadband” … *faints*
Just tried Djay 3.0 for Mac and uninstalled it after it “djaying” two tracks. Super #fail
I like how Yahoo! Mail let’s you narrow down search results by sender, date, folder etc. Pretty useful stuff.
Heading to Bandra (Maple) to buy the an Apple Mini-DVI to VGA Adapter for ~Rs. 1,000 http://j.mp/yum9S
September 2009
37 posts
I dreamt of the 1005HA. AGAIN.
16 Bit Lolitas’ “Murder Weapon” is a fucking EPIC ch0000n !!!!!!!
kein scheiss!!!!!!!!
so i was sitting with some germans having some fuckin wine at an italian restaurant in india .. fuckk.. good naacth, monsieurs
WTFWTFWTF!!! Snow Leopard just crashed!!!!!!!! This is my first crash on this iMac in a year! Figures.. ab warranty khatam hone ko aaya!! :-(