Aalaap Ghag

Whatever's left.

I hate the rains

It started to rain in Mumbai this evening.

Just so we’re clear, I hate the fucking rains.

Garbage, filth, spit, vomit, dirt, mud, debris, empty packets of everything… and all this is just the dry season in Mumbai city. Just add water.. go make a splash…

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The birth of emoticons, one of 100 diagrams that changed the world: Emoticons made a discreet entrance, arriving in print for the first time in this March 30, 1881 issue of Puck magazine. The small item in the middle of this page gives four examples of ‘typographical art’ – joy, melancholy, indifference, and astonishment.

explore-blog:

The birth of emoticons, one of 100 diagrams that changed the world: Emoticons made a discreet entrance, arriving in print for the first time in this March 30, 1881 issue of Puck magazine. The small item in the middle of this page gives four examples of ‘typographical art’ – joy, melancholy, indifference, and astonishment.

Salsa

Why the fuck would they decide to name a sauce the same as a dance anyway? Imagine ordering for some sauce in a hotel only to have the waiter snap his fingers and break into a stance and have someone strum a guitar at the end.

Telephotography

Q: What does the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India use when it’s taking photographs?

A: TRAI-pods.

“Bottles should always outnumber the drinkers.”

– Aalaap Ghag

I sense much beer in you…

Beer leads to hunger…
Hunger leads to ate…
Ate leads to suffering…
Beer is the path to the dark side… *passes out*

Happy Star Wars Day to you all! May the 4th be with you!

What's My Name?

  • Ruth: Lippu! Why do they call you Lippu?
  • Lippu: I don't know.
  • Ruth: What's your name?
  • Lippu: Lippu.
  • Ruth: Ok.

Fly in my...

  • Customer: Waiter, there's a fucking fly on my laptop!
  • Waiter: Well, sir, there's a fucking laptop in your soup!