Bottles should always outnumber the drinkers.
Aalaap Ghag
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
I sense much beer in you…
Beer leads to hunger…
Hunger leads to ate…
Ate leads to suffering…
Beer is the path to the dark side… *passes out*
Happy Star Wars Day to you all! May the 4th be with you!
Posted 1 year ago
What's My Name?
- Ruth: Lippu! Why do they call you Lippu?
- Lippu: I don't know.
- Ruth: What's your name?
- Lippu: Lippu.
- Ruth: Ok.
Posted 1 year ago
Fly in my...
- Customer: Waiter, there's a fucking fly on my laptop!
- Waiter: Well, sir, there's a fucking laptop in your soup!
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Smokers will be smoked
- Aalaap: now im having fun with foursquare
- Anusual: haan? cigarette?
Posted 2 years ago
iSlate
What did Steve Jobs say after he was delayed an hour for his keynote?
“I’s Late!”
Posted 2 years ago
Lifetime warranty
- S: "Hey, you're going to live a hundred years!"
- K: "Oh, were you thinking of me just before I walked in?"
- A: "No, we're gonna wait for you to almost die and then keep you on life support till you cross 100".
Posted 2 years ago
That time of the day
What did the cafeteria chef ask the NASA engineer?
“What’s for launch?”
Posted 2 years ago
#JiNK is #WiN
- Shailaja: #FAIL
- Sapna: wht baby? whts fail?
- Berges: bolo aunty wassup? got low rise jeans kya? fail hua?
- Chinmay: what happ
- Esha: huh?
- Ketan: is it?
- Ranjeet: me ?
- Pallavi: in what
- Prajna: fail ?
- Rohan: what??
- Nisha: What fail?????
- Sangha: what FAIL
- Shubhashish: ?
- Seetharaman: what?
- Vivek: FAIL? abbey oye means?
- Vishaal: ? sorry?
- Ankit: wat u failed some exam!
- Rahul: huh
- Dhwani: what?
- Kunal: what?
- Rabin: ka hua bitwaa hum pas ar phail se pare hai
- Preeti: hi
- Pallavi 2: fail what??
- Rupal: huh?
- Tanvi: huh?
- Anushka: fail in wat??? n where
- Ramiya: Kaun?
- Ranjib: wat?
- Aarti: ????
- Sayanti: kon?
- Paras: kya fail
- Suchitra: ok. ?
- Aalaap: tu fail me JINK
Whatever's left.
